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surprisebitch:

best

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renegadekautsky:

particlefucker:

why were people in the 90s so obsessed with slime?

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conkersradfurday:

moderngrotesque:

conkersradfurday:

conkersradfurday:

i’m gay

I’m not gay your mother took my phone.

Oh no, you are gay.

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metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

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activatedcarbon:

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linzstuck:

posts saying white cis males suck

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posts saying all men suck

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friends reblogging those posts

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me wearing the first hat again 

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me wearing another hat

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via wonderfultim 19 hours ago- Sunday April 20, 2014 at 7:16pm · Like · View Post
collegehumor:

Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.
10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom
1. First and foremost, take it slow! Always be sure to pay attention to your partner’s needs and desires.
2.  Start the foreplay! Let her warm up to you with some tender cuddling.
3. Kiss her slowly and sensually. Caress her neck and shoulders to deepen your connection.
4. Slowly but confidently massage every inch of her skin. If she’s receptive to it, try using your tongue.
5. Once she’s comfortable, invoke the sigil of a long-dead Elder God of your choosing.
6. Wrap the unknown terror of the universe around her very soul like a warm cloak of the finest sable. If done right, this will really get her going! 
Finish reading 10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

collegehumor:


Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.

10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

1. First and foremost, take it slow! Always be sure to pay attention to your partner’s needs and desires.

2.  Start the foreplay! Let her warm up to you with some tender cuddling.

3. Kiss her slowly and sensually. Caress her neck and shoulders to deepen your connection.

4. Slowly but confidently massage every inch of her skin. If she’s receptive to it, try using your tongue.

5. Once she’s comfortable, invoke the sigil of a long-dead Elder God of your choosing.

6. Wrap the unknown terror of the universe around her very soul like a warm cloak of the finest sable. If done right, this will really get her going! 

Finish reading 10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

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windowshighasfuck:

Glide Runtime Drivers for Voodoo Graphics Installer3Dfx Interactive Inc. 1996; Found in Excalibur 2555 A.D. CD-ROM

windowshighasfuck:

Glide Runtime Drivers for Voodoo Graphics Installer
3Dfx Interactive Inc. 1996; Found in Excalibur 2555 A.D. CD-ROM

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moderngrotesque:

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whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

Dogs put their tongues on their assholes, on their dirty fur, and eat food that smells like rotting flesh. 
…And you stick your tongue out and lick their tongue.
Okay.

moderngrotesque:

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze
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omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

Dogs put their tongues on their assholes, on their dirty fur, and eat food that smells like rotting flesh. 

…And you stick your tongue out and lick their tongue.

Okay.

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patonki:

:)

patonki:

:)

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